I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.