I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.