I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.