You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.
When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.
I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.