I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.
I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.
I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.