Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.