When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.
Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.