I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.