I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.