Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.
I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
The older I get, the better I used to be.