A hungry dog hunts best.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.