I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work