If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.