Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.