I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.