There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.