There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.