Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.