Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.