Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work