My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.