My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.