I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.