I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

The older I get, the better I used to be.