When earth gets good and crowded, like 15th century England, then some new Pilgrims are gonna rocket their Mayflowers to a new solar system.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.

Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.