Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Satire is tragedy plus time.

You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.