Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

Satire is tragedy plus time.

I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.

Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.