Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

There are never enough I Love You's.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.