Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.
I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.
Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.
TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.
When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.