Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

Certain things are complete superstition and have no validity at all in the Bible. Yeah. They're just the antithesis of everything that is correct intellectually.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I was politically incorrect to 95% of the country; luckily my 5% had the bread to come see me.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor.