Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

My only challenge was to tell my truth, man... figure out what I had to say. These days, it's not enough to boost that roomful of strangers. The young comic spends all their time trying to sound different from the million other jokesters grabbing for the mic.

I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

I was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.

Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.