Communism is like one big phone company.

Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

There's always a down side with any freedom. It's not just homosexual freedom, but any sexual freedom comes at a price, and that is usually art.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.