A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.

There are never enough I Love You's.

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.