Certain things are complete superstition and have no validity at all in the Bible. Yeah. They're just the antithesis of everything that is correct intellectually.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.