Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.