If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
Lenny BruceWhat you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.
Lenny BruceYou know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.
Lenny BruceI know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.
Lenny Bruce