Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.