Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

Every tribe needs a good front man to sell the program. Who better to convince the Middle East to give up the oil, than a brown man with a Muslim name?

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.