There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.