If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.