If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.