The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.