There are never enough I Love You's.

Certain things are complete superstition and have no validity at all in the Bible. Yeah. They're just the antithesis of everything that is correct intellectually.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.