There are never enough I Love You's.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.