There are never enough I Love You's.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.