There are never enough I Love You's.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

There are never enough I Love You's.