I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is what should be. Now, if you're taught to live up to a what should be that never existed - only an occult superstition, no proof of this should be - then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.