I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

Certain things are complete superstition and have no validity at all in the Bible. Yeah. They're just the antithesis of everything that is correct intellectually.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.