I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.