Satire is tragedy plus time.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.