I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.