If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.
Lenny BruceYou know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.
Lenny BruceThe American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.
Lenny BruceI was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.
Lenny Bruce