You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.