You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

Communism is just one big telephone company.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.