Communism is like one big phone company.
You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill.
What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.
I want to perform an unnatural act.
Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.