I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.