You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

There's always a down side with any freedom. It's not just homosexual freedom, but any sexual freedom comes at a price, and that is usually art.

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.