The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them.