The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.

Certain things are complete superstition and have no validity at all in the Bible. Yeah. They're just the antithesis of everything that is correct intellectually.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.