There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.
Lenny BruceFreedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.
Lenny BruceCertain things are complete superstition and have no validity at all in the Bible. Yeah. They're just the antithesis of everything that is correct intellectually.
Lenny BruceI won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".
Lenny Bruce