Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

...Catholicism is like Howard Johnson, and what they have are these franchises and they give all these people different franchises in the different countries but they have one government, and when you buy the Howard Johnson franchise you can apply it to the geography - whatever's cool for that area - and then you, you know, pay the bread to the main office.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central.

Communism is like one big phone company.