Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law.

Communism is like one big phone company.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

Once you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.