...Catholicism is like Howard Johnson, and what they have are these franchises and they give all these people different franchises in the different countries but they have one government, and when you buy the Howard Johnson franchise you can apply it to the geography - whatever's cool for that area - and then you, you know, pay the bread to the main office.

When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous.

When earth gets good and crowded, like 15th century England, then some new Pilgrims are gonna rocket their Mayflowers to a new solar system.

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.