You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.
Lenny BruceI wanted out of the navy so bad in '45, I faked homo to get a discharge. It didn't matter that the Germans surrendered, I knew we were heading to Japan and I was done with that scene.
Lenny BruceThe American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.
Lenny Bruce