If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.
Lenny BruceIf you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
Lenny BruceI've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.
Lenny Bruce