I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.