I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Every group needs a comedian. A comic who is politically incorrect at the Berkeley campus might slay them at a Klan rally.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.