Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder why that is? The only reason could be: To Serve the Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, which is a dirty word in Christian culture.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.