The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Lenny BruceOnce you take away the struggle for food, clothing and shelter, work is the one four letter word that offends everyone.
Lenny BruceGuys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
Lenny BruceIt's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.
Lenny Bruce