That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.