I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.
When you're in professional sports, winning is the only thing that matters.
God watches over drunks and third baseman.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's (MacPhail) case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.
What are we out at the park for except to win?
I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.