Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

As long as I've got one chance to beat you I'm going to take it.

Breaks like a ball falling off a pool table.

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.