I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!
Leslie NielsenThere's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
Leslie NielsenIt doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
Leslie NielsenI really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
Leslie NielsenI would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the year 2050 or 2100 or 2200 and they have incredible technology and you see the effects: laser beams and rays and beaming down and beaming up. Incredible technical things happening, but everybody is still running around jealous, fighting, whacking, cheating. There's got to be something going on! Some kind of change. I'd like to see something starting to happen in that area, with the psychology of the human being and how that changed.
Leslie Nielsen