Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!