It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.